Shitting Simulator

A game where you are an alien who ate too much beans so you shit everywhere and put your feces in boxes as fast as you can, all while evading the robo-cops.

Bad Language Joke / April Fools Jam / Game 2022 One-of-a-kind / Original Sims Singleplayer-focused

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Shitting Simulator

TESTED ON VERSION 5.6.1 AND ON LOWER VERSIONS SHITTING MAY NOT WORK!

Background

"Shitty" MineTest game made for the 2022 MineTest Game Jam in less than 1 day; on the last day of the jam

Story

The goal of the game is that you are an alien who ate too much beans, pickles, and milk so you shit everywhere and put your feces in boxes as fast as you can, at the same time running from the robotic cops.

Authors

  • kacperks (Coding, Story, Textures)
  • Looki2000 (Sounds, Map Building, Textures, and whole game concept)
  • Jakub Wil. (Map Building)
  • Kacperek (Textures, and whole game concept)
  • Made with the help of Migdyn from MCL Software (XtreemSoft)
  • Includes mobs_redo by TenPlus
  • Includes player_api by celeron55 and contributors

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  • Trash game, in a negative sense

    After it started, I was hoping for some fun trash game (title would have checked out), something stupid but brilliant at the same time like Goat Simulator, but... it's not, don't waste your time, it's just low effort

    1 comments
  • waste of time

    do i really need to say more? gameplay here is lacking, and from the games name, etc, it seems to be more of a poor joke than anything

    0 comments
  • Way too easy

    You can simply pillar up using your own feces. On a roof, you won't be disturbed while packing your feces.

    Massive robocop overpopulation also causes insufferable lag.

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    3 comments
  • Low quality gameplay with performance problems

    Summary

    Absolutely no recommendation. Both the game itself as the gameplay design are too broken.

    Gameplay

    It's really bad and doesn't make any sense. A seemingly infinite amount of robots starts to chase you. You have two abilities: You poo, which places a poo block where you look (???). With the plunger you turn a poo block into a package (??????). The robot army becomes huge very quickly so unless you stack yourself up or don't immediately wall yourself in poo, you will die very easily. The goal is to place 200 poo blocks and then "package" those 200 poo blocks (??????). Oddly, it doesn't matter if you die, because your poo counter doesn't reset, so you will win eventually, even if you die like 100 times lol. The robots are really fast and you have to be constantly on the run; if you stay for even one second, you will die. I found two winning strategies: Stacking yourself up (nerdpoling), or walling yourself, both of them bypass the robots completely and you can easily complete the goal without dying. That's another minus from me, that the game can be essentially be exploited that easily.

    Story

    Well, the story is essentially just an excuse plot. It's kindergarden-level humuor. I want to be clear this whole "poo" theme does NOT offend me, this doesn't give the game a penalty. My issue is the game just does a really poor job at it. I think it IS possible to do piss/poo humour right; South Park is a famous example.

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    4 comments
  • DISGUSTANG

    This game and its sounds are disgusting.

    Good job, I guess.

    Also, it lags my pc with infinitely-spawning robocops.

    0 comments
  • Inaproppiate

    Please watch your language, this game is played by kids.

    4 comments

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